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Making a mockery of the stupidest stories to make the headlines today. It's funny because they actually expect us to believe all the gumph they feed us. but we know better, and here we can mark our appreciation of common sense!
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Write news stories, make money [posted by newstime 5 days ago ]
Why not write your own news stories here, plug in your Google Adsense ID, and start making cash straight away!...read article 0 comments | 8 views
tags: news for cash
Al Fayed's right royal tirade! [posted by trevor 80 days ago ]
Story of the week has to be Mohammed AlFayed's famous mouthing-off session against the royals. What a barrel of laughs. You've gotta love the guy, simply for his nerver, if nothing much else. In just one day, he managed to accuse half the royal family...read article 0 comments | 38 views
tags: al fayed, diana trial,
Illegal downloaders face net ban [posted by trevor 87 days ago ]
Yet another comedy law is being put into place by the government to force ISPs to report anyone who is found downloading copious amounts of lawless pirate music or video. Quite how they expect to enforce this is anyone's guess. Logging everyone's traffi...read article 0 comments | 57 views
tags: law, web, illegal downloading, mp3
Kirstin Dunst checks into Cirque de Solais... [posted by trevor 92 days ago ]
Oops...sorry, oh yes that's right; *Cirque Lodge* in Utah after a week of wild parties at last month's Sundance Film Festival. One quote Metro gave was "She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she's getting the help she needs." The poor thin...read article 0 comments | 52 views
tags: Kirstin Dunst, entertainment news, rehab, lightweights
Fabio's first unconvincing victory [posted by trevor 93 days ago ]
So Fabio has led the England football(soccer) team to their first victory under his new management. But it seems fans are unconvinced. What did they expect, an overnight miricale? Seriously...you can't polish a turd. I'm sure most people will agree, t...read article 0 comments | 46 views
tags: fabio, englands first victory, england 2, switzerland 1,
Britney's parents fear she will die...no s**t! [posted by trevor 93 days ago ]
Couldn't help but chuckle at London's Metro newspaper's headline today that "Britney's parents fear she will die". I'm sorry, but did they actually think she would live for ever? Everyone HAS TO DIE at some point...so get over it. I remember a similar ...read article 0 comments | 47 views
tags: life, death, stars, famous deaths,
Obesity IS NOT genetic [posted by trevor 93 days ago ]
The BBC amongst others brought us a story today saying 'a study claims that Obesity may be largely genetic'. So basically, if your ancestors are fat, you will be too. I could not help but think..."maybe...just maybe, this is because if you're parents ar...read article 0 comments | 35 views
tags: fat, obesity, huge, heffalump, not woozel, genes, theories, non-science,